[Aerosmith and Mötley Crüe, Nikon Theater at Jones Beach.]

The nadir of music has finally been reached. I’m thrilled to present this, the Paul’s™ “Worst Band in History” award goes to UNDEROATH, a Christian Emocore band from Tampa. Their genius to combine Christian Rock, Emo and Hardcore and make a Metal-wannabe band with shitty haircuts certainly removed any doubt that Underoath is the most atrocious band in history of music (that is if they can be called “music”).

Today I put on my Beach Boys “Endless Summer” CD and all of the sudden it just didn’t sound right. From that moment on I realized that summer is gone.