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In continuous recognition of excellence in witty remarks and sarcastic masterpieces, I bring you the sequel for my hall of fame of quotes said on AIM. If you haven’t checked out the original one, I beseech you to do so here. Otherwise, enjoy these new and original quotes that found a residence in my AIM logs.

Calling someone a dipshit is so 2005.

(22:52:13) Paul: yo
(22:52:32) Justin: yo
(22:52:33) Paul: I heard you asked for a Good Charlotte signature guitar for Christmas
(22:52:42) Justin: LMFAO
(22:52:51) Justin: I HEAR YOUR MAKING A SUBLIME FANSITE
(22:54:38) Paul: idk, those pennywise tickets from 1998 tour in your bedroom look like collector’s items
(22:55:14) Justin: WELL I SAW IN YOUR POCKET BACKSTAGE PASSES TO A MATCHBOOK ROMANCE CONCERT
(22:56:46) Paul: I was talking to Morelli the other day and he said that you play from the Blind Melon songbook in class
(22:59:09) Justin: MORELLI TOLD ME YOU LEARNED SOME 7SECONDS SONGS
(23:02:29) Paul: I heard you got really excited when you heard that 30 Seconds to Mars are going on a North American tour
(23:03:04) Justin: I HEAR U HAVENT MISSED ANY PRIVATE PILE GIGS
(23:04:34) Paul: OUCH
(23:04:51) Paul: THAT ONE REALLY STUNG

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