Many teenagers in high school experience that personality crisis where they strive to be cool. Of course, they start looking for an inspiration, a role model, of a cool person to look up to. This is a step where I believe most teenagers fail, since they commonly choose a role model such as 50 Cent or Notorious BIG. They start wearing pants up to their knees, gold chains and recite and study the lyrics of their role models like it’s some sacred text: “You would respect the cock, whether or not you believed in it.” Ooh, scary curse words! Well, I suggest a better role model for you:



Sure, Muddy may not sing about bangin’ bitches at night and shootin’ niggas in the daytime, but the man’s got character. Muddy Waters is a bad motherfucker! He doesn’t wear baggy jeans and nightgown-like t-shirt, he wears a suit cuzzzzz he’s got class. He doesn’t need to use those scary words, it’s enough for him to sing “I’m gonna mess with you” and you already get chills all over the body, because when he says that, you understand that you best not be messin’ with the man. He speaks from the heart. That’s balls!