Today roughly two-thirds of my AP Calculus class were missing. Happy Chinese New Year!

Yes, it’s that time again. I always keep a text file where I paste the funniest, smartest, and/or stupidest conversations I encounter while Instant Messaging. Well, every once in a while I reset that file and post the best quotes here. This started a while ago when going through the ritual of discussing our logs with Mike, I decided that some of the things said were brilliant, yet bash.org would never approve them. That is when I decided to post them on my website. You can use the search field on the bottom to check out previous conversation anthology posts.
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