(09:54:50 PM) Paul: I have to get a 100
(09:54:55 PM) Paul: I promised ms. brogan
(09:55:12 PM) Aida: aw hahah
(09:55:40 PM) Paul: in love’s great delirium I shouted “for thee my dearest I shall get the full 100″

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Sometimes on a cool summer night I wish away through my window and a car passes by playing Frank Sinatra; it makes me feel like I’m in a 50s movie and this ecstatic joy takes over my body.

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About once a year my AIM buddies and I discuss our logs and laugh at how stupid we were a year ago.

Go to the library now and pay 4 bucks or go to the library on Monday and not pay 4 bucks?

Walnuts + mineral water = breakfast for the cool kids.

From a social point of view: during the revolution in Russia after WWI, the people’s worship of industrialization and leaders such as V.I. Lenin led to a new trend in naming the children. Actual names such as Vilena (from V.I. Lenin) and Tractor (yes, the VROOOMM) were often given to newborn babies. Just imagine the agonizing humiliation felt by these children when they became conscious of their names.

“Ma, I’ll be back in an hour I’m gonna go play some ball with Tractor”

Many teenagers in high school experience that personality crisis where they strive to be cool. Of course, they start looking for an inspiration, a role model, of a cool person to look up to. This is a step where I believe most teenagers fail, since they commonly choose a role model such as 50 Cent or Notorious BIG. They start wearing pants up to their knees, gold chains and recite and study the lyrics of their role models like it’s some sacred text: “You would respect the cock, whether or not you believed in it.” Ooh, scary curse words! Well, I suggest a better role model for you:



Sure, Muddy may not sing about bangin’ bitches at night and shootin’ niggas in the daytime, but the man’s got character. Muddy Waters is a bad motherfucker! He doesn’t wear baggy jeans and nightgown-like t-shirt, he wears a suit cuzzzzz he’s got class. He doesn’t need to use those scary words, it’s enough for him to sing “I’m gonna mess with you” and you already get chills all over the body, because when he says that, you understand that you best not be messin’ with the man. He speaks from the heart. That’s balls!

Who needs a graphing calculator when you have Google calculator?

In continuous recognition of excellence in witty remarks and sarcastic masterpieces, I bring you the sequel for my hall of fame of quotes said on AIM. If you haven’t checked out the original one, I beseech you to do so here. Otherwise, enjoy these new and original quotes that found a residence in my AIM logs.

Calling someone a dipshit is so 2005.

(22:52:13) Paul: yo
(22:52:32) Justin: yo
(22:52:33) Paul: I heard you asked for a Good Charlotte signature guitar for Christmas
(22:52:42) Justin: LMFAO
(22:52:51) Justin: I HEAR YOUR MAKING A SUBLIME FANSITE
(22:54:38) Paul: idk, those pennywise tickets from 1998 tour in your bedroom look like collector’s items
(22:55:14) Justin: WELL I SAW IN YOUR POCKET BACKSTAGE PASSES TO A MATCHBOOK ROMANCE CONCERT
(22:56:46) Paul: I was talking to Morelli the other day and he said that you play from the Blind Melon songbook in class
(22:59:09) Justin: MORELLI TOLD ME YOU LEARNED SOME 7SECONDS SONGS
(23:02:29) Paul: I heard you got really excited when you heard that 30 Seconds to Mars are going on a North American tour
(23:03:04) Justin: I HEAR U HAVENT MISSED ANY PRIVATE PILE GIGS
(23:04:34) Paul: OUCH
(23:04:51) Paul: THAT ONE REALLY STUNG

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Today’s Rocky marathon at Justin’s house wasn’t such a waste after all. It inspired a great idea. Last year at DigitalLife in October, I was defeated by some buff Asian kid in a push-up contest. It was a very close call though. Well I decided that this year I am going to start practicing my push-ups before DigitalLife so I will be in my best shape. There is no hope for winning any gaming tournaments there since the competition is really tough, but no one really takes push-up contest seriously. Well, I will. I’ll practice the whole year, drink protein shakes, come in my sweatpants, put up Rocky soundtrack before the contest to give me some inspiration, bring a towel and some water. That USB Flash drive will be mine!

Edit:

Yup.